of the Wee Bitter Man.
Not wee-like in stature,
Just wee-like in substance.
The story of the Wee Bitter Man
Who couldn’t take rejection.
Who pretty much lost his shit
When his month long quest
To bed the lovely lady with red lips
Fell short of his much desired goal.
See, Wee Bitter Man
Thought woes of kisses and lust
Were enough to make
His online crush drive three hours to see him.
A mere stranger with only pictures of
Wasted nights and double-fisting beers.
Pictures of t-shirts showcasing a proper beer belly
Quite impressive for one a few years shy of 40.
Alas, it wasn’t as if Wee Bitter Man wasn’t given a chance.
At first the well spoken Red Lipped Lass thought,
“Hmmm… he seems funny, and looks aren’t everything.”
She thought she’d give him a chance.
But try as she might to tell him these promises
Of nights in bed and naked encounters were not inspiring
Wee Bitter Man just didn’t know when to stop.
“You’ll get conversation when we’re drinking beer,”
Was the promise Wee Bitter Man made.
Yet the Red Lipped Lass felt this was not worth
The gas for a voyage she started to see
Would be as much a wasted of time as money.
Alas, she got bored.
Said one last night,
“I need more stimulation than promises of kisses.”
He said he hoped they could drink beer and eat wings
And she knew this encounter was not for her.
Red Lipped Lass stopped chatting.
Wee Bitter Man tried harder to get his want
“Are you waiting on all fours for me yet?”
Were the words he sent.
And with those words typed
He sealed the coffin
With the nail gun on full force.
And then when Wee Bitter Man realized
Red Lipped Lass was completely turned off,
Out of reach and never going to be his.
So he did what only a Wee Bitter Man would…
As if he was denied something he was entitled to.
Red Lipped Lass laughed inside,
Hit BLOCK and smiled.
Another bitter man exposed
As she continued her search
For the man who could be more than
An immature child.
(Moral of the story: just because a woman chats with you online and entertains the idea of meeting with you doesn’t mean she owes you anything… and boys, if you want a lady, treat her like one.)
And what do you think of this Wee Bitter Man??? Does he have the right to be mad? Love to hear your thoughts.